There are 4 Bentley’s, 6 Audi 4×4’s, 12 various Range Rover variants, a Porsche, and a 54 plate Peugeot Partner in the car park of my sons school.
On closer inspection only one of them has a cracked bumper, one roof bar missing (suicidal pheasant on M54), 3 ropes in the back, 2 pairs of approach shoes, a Jetboil, 6 boil in the bag meals, 2 frisbees, 4 @NaturalNav books, 8 random maps and a bottle of tabasco.
It’s not the Porsche.

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