’S’cuse me sonny Jim ave you been consuming of the alcohol before you went and fell off of your bicycle ?’. ‘Nose Ossifer i was just ‘avin fifty six of these gellys to keep me energies up Ossifer’. ‘Let me be having a look ‘ere then me lad … 1.2% alcohol … made with Adnams Ghost Ship Ale …. It sez ‘ere tht putting about 20 of them down your gullet is about the same as ‘aving ‘arf a pint of ale, and you sez you’ve gone n’ had 56 of them !!!’. ‘Yez Ossifer an i’ve done an undred mile in three hours on me bysickle .. can’t remember where i’ve been … but i could kill fer a keeebab ….’

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