Drive down the road to Stanage.
Solo some easy routes for a bit.
Drop a rope in to Robin Hood’s Cave intending to take some photos.
Greeted by a shit storm of BBQs, food waste, human waste and cannabis containers.
(The food was bought in Tesco on Abbeydale Rd in Sheffield at 3.47pm yesterday).
Spend an hour bagging it up and hauling it out.
Walk back along the Edge carrying two full bin bags.
Maintain trademark cheery demeanour as three different groups of folk on the top of the crag approach me, hand me their drinks cans / sandwich wrappers / crisp packets and say ‘thanks mate’.
Get back to van.
Rummage in the back and find a mini malt loaf for tea.
Turn round to see an amazing sunset over Stanage.