Hello is that Robin Hood’s Cave Bijou Diner at Stanage ??? Hiya i was wondering if you had a table for one for 3.30 on Christmas Day ? You do, oh great. Can i pre-order ? … err let me just look at the menu on-line ….. err erm … can i please have the antipasto selection starter, then the boil in the bag veg curry, the lemon cheese cake for afters, and then Nescafe 3in1 and a selection of Tunnocks for after afters. Brilliant. Yeah, sure i can bring 3 hats and 2 warm coats, and a headtorch, no problem. Thanks very much, see you then …. 🎅